GUYS OH MY GOD IM IN THE BUS RN AND THE BUS STOPPED AND JUST WHEN I GLANCED AT MY WINDOW SIDE I SEE A FUCKING OBAMA CARDBOARD CUTOUT ON SOMEONE’S WINDOW I LAUGHED SO HARD PEOPLE IN THE BUS ARE STARING AT ME RN HELP
Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.
I can’t not reblog this
WHEN I WENT TO TAKE THIS I WAS LIKE “CAN I PROPOSE TO ANDY” AND HE WAS LIKE “SURE” HE GAVE ME HIS HANDS AND HE WAS LIKE “WHICH HAND DO YOU WANT?” AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER WAS LIKE “EVERYBODY WANTS TO MARRY ANDY” IT WAS SO CUTE THEY ALL GOT SO INTO IT IM SO HAPPY ABOUT IT I LOVE FALL OUT BOY
please someone reassure my this is just fuckin w people right.
this is bullshit what the fuck
Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck
why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway